Ahoy, please: fresh boat drama on the horizon. Jeff Bezos, the bald big boat owning billionaire, has this megayacht (of course) that may soon be responsible for the dismantling of a historic Dutch bridge. As you may recall, Bezos commissioned himself an unreasonably large yacht over two years ago: a 417-foot behemoth so big it comes with another, smaller yacht. Well, get this. If the half-billion-dollar boat passes through Rotterdam, some concerned citizens may pelt it with rotten eggs. They have made this plan known via a Facebook event months ahead of time, which is to say: fair warning. Head to the link in our bio for the full story.